Chesterfield

(noun) The Canadian Term for Couch or Sofa. Some view it as a more fancy variety of couch or sofa. Also "a single-breasted or double-breasted semifitted overcoat with velvet collar" or
"a davenport usually with upright armrest".

1. Get your feet of the chesterfield!

by Cody Harris August 31, 2004

Charlie Chester

Noun, Rhyming slang - Child Molestor

Keep your kids away from him, I hear he's a bit of a Charlie Chester.

by Adam Thompson July 15, 2003

Chesterfield

Someone who is completely clueless when it comes to society. E.g no dress sense, no common sense, no street sense.

Friend number 1 : "Look at the state of that absolute chesterfield"

Friend number 2 : "Yeah man he's got no idea has he the goon"

by Lee The King February 8, 2017

choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.

I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!

by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014

ChestSpider

When body hair (usually on a male, but we will leave that open just in case) escapes the boundaries of the appending shirt collar, shirt sleeves or tee-shirt neck like a spider creeping out of it's hiding place.

Kimberly: Did you notice Fifi's boyfriend Terry had ChestSpiders escaping when we were all at that bar the other night?

Amber: Eeeewwww, yes I did! Imagine having to sleep with him! Yuck.

by CartelKids January 21, 2010

Chester Cheezing

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.

April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.

by chestrrrr August 20, 2014

Chester myself

To commit suicide by hanging oneself in one's room, while blasting "Numb" by Linkin Park through a shitty iPhone speaker.

vb. "That concert sucked. I'm gonna go home and Chester myself."

Jane: What happened to Bill, I haven't seen him in days?

Joe: Oh, I heard he Chestered himself after Cecelia broke up with him. What a sad way to go.

by Abraham Linkin Park July 21, 2017