cheese sticks

Best fucking food in the world!!!However eat to much of cheese sticks.you will be on the crapper for maybe about 4 hours 10 tops!!!!

sister-Whats taking you forever in the bathroom?
brother-Sorry had 8 cheese sticks to many!!!

by gorillaz April 28, 2008

Sourdough Cheese Sandwich

When a man performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection. The vagina will have the distinct aroma of freshly baked sourdough bread with the appearance of oozing warm Roquefort Cheese.

Heather: No oral tonight honey, I have a yeast infection.

Brian: Baby, did you forget how much I love your Sourdough Cheese Sandwiches?

by The Real Faulkner January 25, 2009

Cheese stick on the roof

When you nut in her hair, and you let it dry, effectively gluing your dick to her hair

Yo dude! Last night I was hitting and she didn’t want to swallow, so I hit her with a cheese stick on the roof.

by Gadal613 June 15, 2018

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

Cream Cheese Sandwich

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.

"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."

by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009

Shredded Cheese Skyscraper

Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.

She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Beef and Cheese Santa

A Santa Claus impersonator who is obviously a fake.

This term was coined in the Will Ferrell's 2003 movie Elf, when he confronts the fake Santa at Gimbel's:

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

I wanted my child to take a picture with Santa, but the one at the mall is a total Beef and Cheese Santa, so we didn't go.

by ThanksMurphy December 6, 2011