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Chappaqua

Chappaqua may have some japs but it is an amazing place. Not many people are the way that everyone is describing them on this site. Most of the kids in high and middle school are weird, and don't even dress as well as people expect them to. There is only one popular group per grade, and there are only about 10 of them, and they are almost the only japs in the whole town. Nobody really wears anything designer in Chappaqua, I mean only the popular kids really do wear designer and it's not even real. It's just a bunch of knock-offs of juicy and tory burch. Plus, the education is amazing in Chappaqua. People have moved there just for the schools. In conclusion, Chappaqua really is a great place, and I don't really know why anyone wouldn't want to live here.
Hey, have you been to Chappaqua?

Ya! It's a great place. I was expecting it to be rich and jappy, but everyone was really nice and the houses weren't really big at all! I wanna move there now!
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1. Moderately irritated.

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Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.
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Chappaqua

the richest town in Northern Westchester. Home to JAPs, jews, and maybe 2 black families. The public schools are more like private schools and the houses are bigger than the apartment buildings in NYC. The high school parking lot has nicer cars than all of the facility put together. Little 4-year-old girls are wearing designer clothes from head to toe, let alone high schoolers. All of the guys customize their shoes and buy new pairs every week. Summers are spent at camp and in the hamptons, winters in Aspen and the caribbian. In the 7th and 8th Grade Bar/Bat Mitzvahs take up all of the weekends with more than 150 to go to. Most often than not, only the father works and he brings in more money to take care of 50 other families in the town. All through high school, there are many parties attended where all the kids get wasted and are high. Every girl falls for every guy and is a total whore and slut. No parent cares what their child is doing on a friday and saturday nights, even if they are drinking and getting high. Chappaqua is the most spoiled town in Northern Westchester.
"Where do you live?"
"Chappaqua..."
"Ewww you JAP. Jappaqua, she's from Jappaqua"
by andihgh77777 January 27, 2009
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My boyfriend is addicted to porno and now suffers from chappedDiCk
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chappadoodle

Chappadodle is simply a legend born with in the game of fortnite. Unfortunately he is passed now. His nature of death is what makes him such a legend, he died on a rescue mission; similar to saving private Ryan, by the famous YouTuber Muselk. After this unfortunate death Epic Games added a grave to keep his name alive and so that people remember his brave soul. Forever chappadoodle lives on, in our hearts.
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by Roosterman2k16 November 16, 2018
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a weapon used by indian moms to make their sons follow there orders.
I saw a flying chappal outside my window which hit my next door freind.
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Most sexiest person on discord. He sells chappal and own 69 trillion chappal factory
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