San Diego Chargers

A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.

So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.

Chargers Fan #1: Dude! The San Diego Chargers are going all the way! This is the year we go ALL THE WAY! We have the top offense and defense in the league!

Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...

Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!

Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....

Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$

Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....

Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.

by Boltz17 May 24, 2011

dodge charger

A much better car than a ford mustang.

my dodge charger owned mari's mustang gt. fords suck

by shaughn June 11, 2006

chiggers

a mite that u can get from being in tall grass and shit like that...they itch and they sck major asshole...they look gross

dude...haha i got chiggers from castro

by doublechin August 22, 2007

clagger

A person who is chronically late, and routinely flakes out on others.

Where the hell is that clagger; we're seriously outta here in 5 minutes, with or without him!

by Gadeanz August 14, 2010

parts changer

Mistakenly referred to as a mechanic or service technician.
These individuals can be found at your local auto dealer or
repair garage. They brag about being Automotive Service
Excellence (ASE) certified, even though they don't practice
diagnosing a problem. If the OBD code or service manual
flow chart don't tell them the problem they are clueless.

My piece of shit Pontiac G6 is back @ the dealership for the
fourth time man! -No shit?! Yeah, their fucking
parts changers can't fix my tranny right.

by V0n December 2, 2011

Voice Changer

a regular female companion with whom a virgin has a romantic or sexual relationship. a substitute for the word "girlfriend."

Hey, so who's ur voice changer?

by jeanetteeee October 8, 2019

Cagger

Someone that likes to ruin perfectly good moments, usually with a stupid ass remark or action.

Wow, that guy is such a fuckin cagger.

by Str8PiMpIn March 31, 2008