by kung-pow January 26, 2003
Get the chaffed banana mug.n. a person who pretends to become hyper or otherwise energized as a result of drinking coffee, despite not actually feeling any discernible effects, often to a ridiculously unnecessary degree.
etymology: portmanteau of caffeine and feign
etymology: portmanteau of caffeine and feign
That guy is such a caffeign! He's only skipping maniacally to the beat of Miley Cyrus because he expected to become energized by the coffee I gave him, but in reality I only gave him hot chocolate mixed with poop (i.e.: Starbucks cookies).
by evlope December 12, 2009
Get the caffeign mug.Sami was caffing hard when Sally the land whale beached herself next to him at the New Year Eve beach party.
by Markymark2036 January 1, 2014
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Random Person: you better watch out, they say caffeine is the gateway drug!
Random Person: you better watch out, they say caffeine is the gateway drug!
by SarahSANITY July 15, 2007
Get the caffeine mug.The time at which caffeine is required to commence or continue mental and/or social function. Most common towards the end of the week or during a night shift.
See also "half past caffeine"
See also "half past caffeine"
Person 1: "You've been staring at that screen for an hour, and haven't done a thing. You know this work's due in an hour right?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I got like four hours sleep and can't concentrate. It's definitely caffeine o'clock."
Person 2: "Yeah, I got like four hours sleep and can't concentrate. It's definitely caffeine o'clock."
by archangel62 May 28, 2009
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A hybrid between the two words Caffeine and Fiend (as in crack fiend). Your typical Caffiend is characterized by one or more of these behaviors.
1. They will get extremely irritable if denied their daily dose of coffee, tea, soda, or any other products that contain caffeine.
2. In addition to the above behavior, some caffiends may find themselves spending large amounts of their income on all manner of energy drinks, no doz, and other products with higher concentrations of their favorite drug, in an attempt to find more energy and vigor, as their tolerance for caffeinated beverages has by this time almost certainly rendered all but the most powerful sources useless in their never-ending thirst for the next best pick me up.
3. Going without sleep and replacing it with caffeine is probably the most common sign that you or someone you know is or is becoming a caffiend.
A hybrid between the two words Caffeine and Fiend (as in crack fiend). Your typical Caffiend is characterized by one or more of these behaviors.
1. They will get extremely irritable if denied their daily dose of coffee, tea, soda, or any other products that contain caffeine.
2. In addition to the above behavior, some caffiends may find themselves spending large amounts of their income on all manner of energy drinks, no doz, and other products with higher concentrations of their favorite drug, in an attempt to find more energy and vigor, as their tolerance for caffeinated beverages has by this time almost certainly rendered all but the most powerful sources useless in their never-ending thirst for the next best pick me up.
3. Going without sleep and replacing it with caffeine is probably the most common sign that you or someone you know is or is becoming a caffiend.
Office employee A : "Jeez, Timothy looks like he hasn't slept for days!"
Office employee B : "He hasn't. Each morning he comes into work, heads to the break room, and drinks the whole pitcher full of coffee! What a caffiend!"
Office employee A : " Your telling me"
Office employee B : "He hasn't. Each morning he comes into work, heads to the break room, and drinks the whole pitcher full of coffee! What a caffiend!"
Office employee A : " Your telling me"
by SpudTheCrud November 22, 2013
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