Mon Cello

Simply translated as "My cello", Mon Cello refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch. The term derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note.

"Oh my God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend, was Mon Cello"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011

Callous

Not giving a rat's ass about anything.
The extreme of all apathy.
Not giving a fuck.
Lack of all things binding one's emotions to any actions they commit.

That man is so callous. He has a family of a wife and six kids but he still drove his car off of a cliff and into a pile of burning tires because his friend said, "Do it, you won't."

by Clinik December 23, 2009

cellos

gay, homosexual.

Adriana's brother is so cellos, however, she is one hot whamajamma.

by streetstrip01 March 23, 2010

cellular reflex

The instant reaction to produce a cell phone to check messages or calls, even when we know that we've not received any (or checking for cell reception in the event of not receiving calls or texts). Usually occurs when we see others texting or talking on theirs. Largely generated by insecurity. Not to be confused with the biological phenomenon.

Guy 1 receives a text.
Guy 2 immediately checks his phone
Guy 1 - "Man, put that damn phone away! No-one is calling or texting you - you've got a bad case of cellular reflex."

by innesa September 3, 2010

cellularphoniqua

a ghetto name from the hood

back people (ladies) cellularphoniqua ate the icecream

by hana is isis February 22, 2017

Cellular Reflex

When you immediately press the first option you see on a pop-up on your cellphone.

Person - "Oh cool, I would like to save this message as I took a long time to write it and can use it again later"
Phone - Save to Drafts?
Person - *No* (Cellular Reflex)
Person - "Oh shi-"

by AkLeMo April 8, 2010

cellulite

Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.

The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.

"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."

by Hazel October 31, 2004