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celine dion

The source of all that is evil in the world. Creator of tastelessness and fakeness. Earns money by shrieking into a microphone and have senseless cuntmonkeys buy the recordings. All female artists who claim to be divas are totally owned by this egg laying mother alien diva.
"Hey, did you see that vile book by Celine Dion with pictures of herself and goddamn babies superimposed on flower petals and shit?"
"What?? Are you saying that Celine Dion not only tries to make your spine burst through the skin by raping sound recording equipment and have the shite aired on radio and TV but also by creating anti-christ art such as what you just described??"
by c-brown June 24, 2005
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Celine Dion

A quasi-sex act that combines the worst aspects of the Cleveland steamer, Darjeeling standpipe, Hawaiian muscle fuck, Trimdon Piledriver and Pasadena mudslide, with or without the use of goosefat, performed in groups of six to eight to the sound of contemporary rock.
Shields is going to the fucking dogs. Only last week behind Majestic Bingo I happened on a group of youths engaged in some sort of half-arsed Celine Dion.
by Lord Grimcock October 30, 2007
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Dirty Celine is a phrase used when wanting a sloppy blow job
Hey honey can you give me a dirty Celine
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mary celine

Dat bitch who knows everything and is the smartest girl in class. The name also comes up in President Woodrow Wilson's anarguration speach, where he is referring to a Russian hooker named Mary Celine who he wanted to make vice president, he is quoted as saying, "My favorite bitch Mary Celine, who just so happens to be a Russian Prostitute, will be my vice president." Obviously, the name Mary Celine has a deep and meaningfully history. Any person would be lucky to have this name.
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Celine Dion

An excellent and perfect type of record to launch off city rooftops in Montreal.
Wow! Did you see Celine Dion almost cut that french guys head off! Awesome!
by squivo August 7, 2010
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Celine

A fuck girl. She's short and cute but rare. When you encounter one RUNNNNNN AWAY!!!!!
Boy 1 : this girl celine has my heart

Boy 2: That short Spanish girl , she had mine too then blocked me after.
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