celloner

A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.

"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."

by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009

Cellowned

When a cello/cellist plays a song perfectly or just straight up amazingly.

"Wow, that cellist just cellowned that song."
"Yea, now I want to play cello!"

by The Epic Cellist May 16, 2009

Cello Competition

A slang term for a contest in which two or more men line up and take their pants off in an attempt to measure who has the longer penis.

John pulled his pants down and challenged Bob to a cello competition.

by itssojoever June 29, 2021

Strong Cello

The sexual act of a woman (or man) standing behind a naked man, holding him as if he is a cello. One hand would be covering his mouth (in a sort of rapey way), while the other hand gives him a hand job (resembling the bow of the stringed instrument). A plucking motion may also be used to play with or fondle the balls or scrotum at the base of the recipient’s penis.

The only documented case of a man being raped by a handjob was in 1998, when world renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma was on tour in China, and a crazed fan attempted to imitate his work on their male partner in the form of a strong cello.

by sherwinre May 9, 2019

Cellophane Complex

When trying to get rid of an unwanted problem in life ie bad habbit, (ex)-girfriend, you cannot get it to leave your life despite trying to shake it off...sticks to you like Cellophane!

Combating alcoholism...you'd get rid of it, if only it didnt stick to you by you drinking every night!...Your having a Cellophane Complex

Relationship...trying to get old girlfriend out of your head and out your life, if only you could stop texting, calling or thinking about her!...Your having a Cellophane Complex

by Ali Temple December 7, 2006

ceilort

some random word that was made up by texting on word it means crap

ceilort i forgot to tell you im going to the movies

by 1227 April 5, 2009

Caelon

An Ancient Urban Legend told of a man that pocessed a snake in his pants so large that he could use it as a lasso to catch his prey. He was so straight the mountains leveled themselves as he walked across. He was also known to the local tribes as "White Mamba"

Oh shit here comes Caelon

by WonderSlice20 April 18, 2017