George Carlin

George Carlin (1937–2008) was a brilliant comedian, actor, writer and philosopher.

Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.

He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.

He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”

George Carlin Greatness:

-- American Dream

-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..

-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say

-- Stuff

-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit

-- Modern Man

-- The Environment/Saving The Plant

-- Kids

-- Hair Poem

-- Death

-- We Like War

-- American Obesity

-- Abortion

-- Feminism

-- Reagan Administration

George Carlin HBO Specials:

On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977

George Carlin: Again! 1978

Carlin at Carnegie 1982

Carlin on Campus 1984

Playin' with Your Head 1986

What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988

Doin' It Again 1990

Jammin' in New York 1992

Back in Town 1996

George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997

You Are All Diseased 1999

Complaints and Grievances 2001

Life Is Worth Losing 2005

It's Bad for Ya 2008

George Carlin on his beard:

Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard

George Carlin on the American Dream:

It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.

George Carlin on America:

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

George Carlin on detachment:

I have no stake in the outcome.

by Georgie12345 August 8, 2010

Caitlin

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by Katie JJ October 8, 2015

calling it a night

Something you say to a friend announcing you are going to bed.

Chris: Aight I'm calling it a night
Rob: alright, sleep tight.

by Chris Cleven May 27, 2007

Calling Ralph

Vomitting after drinking too much, because when you boot, it sounds like you're saying Ralph. Also known as 'calling ralph on the big white phone'

After my fifth 40, I had to call Ralph on the big white phone.

by PAYYOURDEBTS February 17, 2005

Caitlin

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I just met the most amazing girl ever…her name was Caitlin.

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Caitlin

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Thank you Caitlin for helping me with Algebra

by pettyfan67 January 6, 2015

George Carlin

The only comedian worthy or using the seven words you can't say on TV: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. R.I.P. Man.

Somewhere in Heaven, George Carlin is telling God to fuck off.

by E. Nygma March 1, 2009