Close your casket

Southern slang for "shut your mouth"

You better close your casket! (After talking back, etc.) Almost like "I brought you in this world I can take you out", as southern parents like to say.

by AOL17 May 06, 2017

Parmesan casket

When you eyaculate in your hand and use the semen to eyaculate yourself or someone else.

Hey ivan just gave parmesan casket his neighbor for $1.

by xavitupai February 04, 2019

casket ratchet

A bitch who is so ratchet, she climbed out of a casket. Most likely carrier of stds, AIDS, or zombie plague.

Why do you gotta fuck with that casket ratchet. Now your dick is going to fall off.

by wandering drifter January 31, 2014

british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"

Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket

by Testicle Porn December 07, 2016

casket queef

the act of vaginal farting so hard that you knock the pillows off of the couch

"I casket queefed and now he wont talk to me."

by fartbootypenis April 29, 2021

Purple Casket

the act of enforcing one's authority on a subordinate, especially one of lesser confidence; to smack a bitch

Shaniqua was acting up so I laid her out in a purple casket.

by Barnes N. Obel May 26, 2011

Ilyas casket

Most nurturing loving and caring person around. Very protective of the people he loves especially guys. Has great taste in music, fashion and people. He loves children and know how to have a good time with them, bringing them joy and pleasure.

That man is an ilyas casket!

by Popslime November 22, 2021