casket ratchet

A bitch who is so ratchet, she climbed out of a casket. Most likely carrier of stds, AIDS, or zombie plague.

Why do you gotta fuck with that casket ratchet. Now your dick is going to fall off.

by wandering drifter January 31, 2014

snatch casket

A wretched succubus vagina so vile, that if encountered will leave one shriveled and riddled with regret.

The chick I hooked up with last night ended up being so haggered and nasty that her "snatch casket" might of given me something.

by Puddle guppy March 20, 2014

british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"

Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket

by Testicle Porn December 6, 2016

rocking the casket

When you sleep with someone who is old enough to be your grandparent. Much like rocking the cradle but reversed.

Hey have you seen Dylan? Yea he's upstairs rocking the casket with some granny he met at the bar.

by Funnyguy47 April 21, 2018

Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

Blackbeard lost tresure

Titanic shoyld have been a documentry abut A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Close your casket

Southern slang for "shut your mouth"

You better close your casket! (After talking back, etc.) Almost like "I brought you in this world I can take you out", as southern parents like to say.

by AOL17 May 6, 2017