Pronunciation: car-lay-she-oh
:the act of gingerly applying oral stimulation or most commonly known as blowing an automobile to start it Only automobiles with court ordered Ignition interlock devices installed in them can be blown. side affects are chapped lips, permanent pucker, and bumming rides from your good friends.
Note: Ignition devices are only issued if you get a dui and often deters the accused from doing it again. Performing carlatio may unfortunately result in being made fun of and making your friends drive drunk instead.
:the act of gingerly applying oral stimulation or most commonly known as blowing an automobile to start it Only automobiles with court ordered Ignition interlock devices installed in them can be blown. side affects are chapped lips, permanent pucker, and bumming rides from your good friends.
Note: Ignition devices are only issued if you get a dui and often deters the accused from doing it again. Performing carlatio may unfortunately result in being made fun of and making your friends drive drunk instead.
" DAMN, My lips hurt from running errands today!" said the man. "Why?", said the girl. "Because everytime I have get into the car I have to perform carlatio to it." "Wow that really blows dude," said the girl.
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