While blowing your load you perform a slap shot maneuver with your penis forming a jizz mustache on the receiver. While performing this precision shot you have to yell "slap shot bitch!" Hockey comes from the slap shot maneuver. Carlton comes from Carlton and his mustache on fresh prince of bell air.
by BlackIrish09 September 28, 2013
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by GKWenceslas November 3, 2011
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Dude, this place is sick, the best hotels in the world, and the nicest. The best ones are the ones in Palm Beach, Florida and the one in Pasadena, Cali which is not a ritz anymore but still looks da same. Its DOPE LAKERS, TRIVIUM, PIXIE ACIA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dribble Rock lIke wade and bounce like shaq. like an ounce of raw, fuck, feedin my son is a must. I make you want to pull yo lip over yoself and just swallow yoself- DIZ HOTEL IS OFF DA CHAIn, ITS DA RITZ Carlton BIATCH
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by Tommy Smoove February 14, 2008
Get the ritz carlton mug.Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.
Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.
I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.
I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the The Shitz Carlton mug.A facade in which one acts incredibly nice and proper, like Carlton from Fresh Prince, no matter how hood he is or appears. Usually the only way a black guy can ever hope to avoid a traffic ticket. Some dudes will pull a Carlton to impress parents, employers, school faculty members, etc.
Dude 1: So I pulled a California stop at this street sign thinking nobody was around, but then this small town cop made me pull over.
Dude 2: Damn, man. Did you get a ticket?
Dude 1: Nah, I played it chill by pulling a Carlton. Just got a warning and he drove off.
Dude 2: Ha-ha, nice!
Dude 2: Damn, man. Did you get a ticket?
Dude 1: Nah, I played it chill by pulling a Carlton. Just got a warning and he drove off.
Dude 2: Ha-ha, nice!
by FatherofGray November 22, 2015
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