Capricorn

Normally a person who’ll shank your ass. They’re so fucking evil the devil won’t mess with them. These sarcastic fuckers are pretty down to earth and loyal tho. Under that hard crusty evil shell theres some empathy.

Ryan: He so mean such an asshole!
Stacy: probably a Capricorn

by Aquamaniac August 11, 2020

Capricorn

Beautiful,Very Extraordinary,Smart and tends to have a big butt. If you ever have a Capricorn in your life never let them go.

Capricorns are very smart.

by Baby laila April 23, 2020

capricool

A Metal guy also named Draco.... strangly likes Deth metal... and scared like a girl with stupid ghosts..... and think Warcraft is a bad game....also people with usually name Ronaldo

When something scares capricool will be running like hell

by Psipunisher January 2, 2009

capricorn

one of the best zodiac signs. no question.

muah

new person: “hey do you know caden?”
me: “yeah, he’s so sweet and he’s a capricorn :)”
new person: “oh i want him to fuck me”

by sc78 February 14, 2021

leo and capricorn

A perfect combination. Leos, find yourself a capricorn girl. She's a sex goddess ;)

Virgo: Damn Leo, I wish I had a Capricorn gf.
Leo: Well too bad, I already have one. She's an amazing person and a fucking sex machine.
Virgo: Leo and Capricorn, soulmates damn.

by adriswife June 28, 2017

Carichner

A large, very unhealthy looking creature, with long skinny arms and has sexual intercourse by jamming its fingers (or tentacles) into the side of its mates abdominal region. Also has a very large eating mechanism, (looks like lips but biologists are not sure yet). Also this things favorite meal is a hermit crab, or a tasty chicken nugget.

Did you see that Carichner on campus the other day??

by tree_meister October 16, 2010

the capricorns

an electronica/indie duo whose trademark instruments are casio keyboards. addicting and usually upbeat. see 'sunset over malibu' and 'the new sound'.

brittnay (dancing): tonight on highway 1, i saw a sunset over malibu..

sadie: ..i see the sky, the stars, the lights, and i always think of you.

by a fire inside August 11, 2005