Clintoning 

The act of eating anything that is expired or unclaimed in a publicly used refrigerator.

Did someone clean out the fridge or was somebody clintoning last night.

Clintoning by Dirkala January 17, 2016

Canning Yams 

A term used to excitedly describe intercourse, preferably used by a man referring to a woman

After we both stumbled back to my place, I was canning yams all night!

Met this girl on Tinder and canned some yams the other day. That pussy was so fuckin' good!

This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!

Canning Yams by CanningYams215 July 17, 2018

Calzoning 

The art of yaking a freshly baked calzone from Binghamton's DP Dough after consuming nothing but tequila for 4 hours straight.

I walked back from DP Dough and started calzoning this guys bathroom. It got calzoned so bad.

Calzoning by Ligmaballs696969 March 25, 2022

cattening 

cattening is a event in the DEAD AHEAD discord server that can happen randomly or by the owner Swan.

Hey guys lets do emergency cattening to change the topic :troll:

cattening by ArcticPunk October 11, 2022

Cancaning 

Playing Offenbach's Cancan at full blast and thereby allowing people to hear it, basically works like a rickroll

Person 1: Gotta go and do some cancaning
a few moments later
Person 2: AAAAHHHHH! I have been cancaned for the 19821396862nd time!
Person 1: lol, get trolled

Cancaning by UrLocalSeagull May 4, 2023

Cram Canning 

When you try and fit more then one dong/meatsicle/ramming rod into a chick's butthole at the same time, also known as the Brothers with no Shame".

Dude: let's cram can that girl.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.

-later-

Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.

Cram Canning by MBC/Hubbard April 2, 2010

clintoning 

To make an abusive comment about someone while in their presence followed by immediately uttering "What??" with an upward inflection to trivialize and obscure said abuse.

Cut out that clintoning Shaun, you're not fooling anyone.

clintoning by Vaughan Pitt December 29, 2006