cankles

A person who is too fat and has no ankles,it is just a big calf down to your feet.

That fat guy has no ankles,he has cankles

by Juan2 December 28, 2005

The Candlestick

A sex move in which the guy pours melted candle wax around the girl's anus, then starts fucking her anally, covering the penis with the melted candle wax which then hardens on the man's phallus, producing a candlestick.

Dude, Judy let me do The Candlestick last night. It was so great.

by j0t0 October 14, 2011

cankles

when flying beware of cankles... can happen to anyone and looks very unsightly as the ankle and the foot join with no shape, usually accompanied by gross swelling. combat this by always carrying a wet towel with you on flights of more than 2 hours

ask your cabin crew how they deal with them

by tallulah April 2, 2005

jorge canales

a nice guy that is kool to hang out with and is very good at football and b ball and good with the chiks

just like his dad and his whole family

by jorge February 26, 2005

Cankles

And ankle you get from eating too much cake.
cake + ankles = cankles.

It look like the ankle doesn't exist, it's just more calf.

"She ate so much cake, she got cankles!"

by BobbyPlaya July 26, 2009

sixteen candles

a john hughes movie, based in the town every other movie by him was, sherman illinois, as made fun of in dogma. the movie sucked but that long duck dong guy was hilarious.

harold: oh go back, that was sixteen candles, i love that movie.
kumar: yep, and the award for gayest thing ever said in this appartment goes to...Harold for saying that he likes sixteen candles

by the November 14, 2004

Canales

A liar and a snitch. A Canales will suck up to the people who she thinks will get her places and will lie and snitch on all others. She will step on whoever she needs to and brown nose to whoever she needs to to get what she wants. She is a slut with lots of kinds and different "baby daddys". She is nice to everyone to their face but talks shit behind their backs. She will have sex with anyone who can give her a job promotion. She has Chancroids, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV) Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Herpes, AIDS, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), Intestinal Parasites, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Pubic Lice (Crabs), Scabies, Syphilis, and Trichomoniasis (Trich). Everyone that she works with wants to beat the shit out of her, feed her poop, cinderblock her feet and leave her at the bottom of the ocean.

"Dude did you hear about all the STD's going around in the neighborhood?"
"Yeah, Canales slept with a bunch of people, lied and told the news that they all had sex wiht hookers"

by michael kelly July 19, 2012