Canadian Wedding Night

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.

"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."

"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."

by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014

Canadian Goodbye

Politely leaving a party while fairly sober. Often enacted by asking if anyone needs anything. adjacent to an 'Irish Goodbye.'

I thought that chump was too drunk to drive but I realized he was fine what he did that Canadian Goodbye.

by Doctor Ubuntu Palindrome May 29, 2015

Caleah

Caleah is a Amazing girl With a beautiful personality.She is usually super friendly and nice. She also has a gorgeoussss smile and gives great advice,and can sometimes become hysterical but that adds to her personality, shes seems like a quiet good girl when you first meet her but when you actually get to know her shes quite the oppisite. Caleah also has a great sense of humor, which is mostly sarcasm. She is sometimes shy and anti-social. When she is with her friends, she is crazy and hyper. She gives everyone a chance no matter who you are. Shes an amazing person. If you know her, consider yourself lucky.

Friend 1: DAMNNNN i wishh i had a friend like Caleah....

Friend 2: Yeah ,she's the best.!

by QveenC12223 August 1, 2017

Canadian Handshake

Jacking someone off with a Hockey glove lathered in maple syrup.

My boyfriend and I went to Vancouver, he was too tired from the flight to go out for dinner so we ordered room service, gave each other a Canadian Handshake and went to bed.

by Spinning Jenny November 29, 2017

Canadian Log Splitter

When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.

Last night I was plowing this chick's ass and she gave me a Canadian Log Splitter.

by Jay slough April 19, 2010

canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.

Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.

by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016

Canadian Surprise

Sex in the reverse cowgirl position while eating a Tim Horton’s doughnut, but SURPRISE, it’s cream filled. Just like you.

I was telling my discord moms about how I got the ol’ Canadian surprise last night.

by Discordmom December 11, 2019