Can you hear me now?

No, no I can't.

Guy 1: Can you hear me now?
Guy 2: No, no I can't.

by Disturbed_dream January 4, 2009

Can you hear me now?

The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.

1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#

2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 4, 2009

How Blue Can You Get

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"

"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.

by Matt April 25, 2005

can you take the trash out

something that your wife asks you when you're tired at night. about to go to sleep and gotta reset them popeye legs.

"Hey honey, can you take the trash out and the clothes downstairs.

No booboo kitty i can't"

by palpate June 5, 2016

Can you feel the love tonight

A song 'written' by Elton John and Tim Rice. Actually it's tune was copied from the national anthem of Mongolia, so Bilegiin Damdinsüren and Luvsanjambyn Mördorj should be mentioned in The Lion King end credits instead of Elton John.

And why the Mongolians stood up when Can you feel the love tonight was playing?

by Warrior of Choibalsan September 19, 2013

can you quack like a duck

The retching noise made when having deep throat oral sex.

"Can you quack like a duck?" I asked whilst unzipping my file with an evil gleam in my japs eye...

by Hoverbacon November 4, 2015

Can You Hear My Echo?

My echo was loud but they couldn’t hear a thing. Deaf to the world.

How much will this keep sucking you in? I screamed louder than anything on Earth, but my echo was not heard. Deep inside your soul is a hole.

Can You Hear My Echo? Your eyes seem paralyzed, but you are still moving. You are deaf to everything around you. How can you be so blind? All I need is to clap. But you can’t understand. If only you did. It went over your head. Soon you will all be ..... dead.

(heeheehee.)

by Neotune December 21, 2020