Calum is the biggest cunt you will ever meet. He has the smallest penis. Infact it may be a fanny. He hangs around like a fly and tries to make people irrelevant
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it
by Dickcheese faggot April 30, 2019
Someone who is amazingly good looking, talented, has all the things he wants and is the badgers nadgers. woman chase him and cant get enough, dont know why he isnt a celebrity...
Woah, that Calum Rance is the badgers nadgers!
by Caaaaaal May 17, 2012
by jayzz345 November 09, 2010
A fat and ugly freak that no one likes and is very insecure and is clinically depressed and wants to buy someone something but they refuse and it’s annoying them
by Freak no one likes June 09, 2019
Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean
by 05..23 May 26, 2019