Calorie

Invisible food math

You: “Dude, what’s a Calorie?”

Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

calorie whore

someone who makes a conscious effort to count every calorie they consume in a day to the point where it becomes excessive.

Liv has become such a calorie whore.

by anonymous July 23, 2024

Calorie queen

A women who is fat & ugly and gay

Bro did you see how much Calorie queen arwen ate at Burger King?

by 🐮🐮 February 4, 2023

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021

calorie-hunting

The practice of strategically finding and procuring food for optimum nutrition and calorie intake through the day. Specifically, looking for edible items after 'chiefing' or smoking ganja.

Robin made her famous chicken alfredo today, so i was forced to go calorie-hunting

by himzistheshiz December 7, 2021

calories

The energy that is in food or drinks.

"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024

Calorie Cashing

when you’re broke and hungry so you compare the amount of calories in different foods to see which is the best offer.

“I’m so poor I’ve been calorie cashing all week”

by Anne Spank February 5, 2019