HOOKAH CALORIES

when you smoke hookah you have to run around a couple of times to not gain the weight of the hookah, or you'll end up rohundus like georgi.

AXCHI i went to smoke hookah the other day and then i forgot to run around and i gained 7 pounds, this is what i get and now i gained all the hookah calories.

#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS

by lavashak_arbi July 7, 2022

Calorious

Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.

That box of glazed donuts was calorious.

by The Fall September 3, 2013

cloriel

Cloriel is cute, Cloriel is smart. Be like Cloriel

cloriel is cute like a dinosaur

by Fucyou June 12, 2021

Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).

I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.

by TheHonestFactor.com March 30, 2010

high caloric

n. A high-calorie, fatty meal which induces bloated feelings of guilt. Typically used referentially as the opposite of a High Colonic, or cleansing of the bowels and lower intestines.

You wanna get an awesome blossom and some buffalo wings for dinner?

Sounds tasty but I can't. I had a high caloric for lunch so I have to purge tonight instead. But if you want company, I'll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.

by John Cocktoasten August 14, 2006

calories

Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.

Avoid calories at all costs.

by Loreley April 7, 2012

nigga calories

N,: Calories obtained from any "Soul Foods" or foods common among African Americans.

"Yo Dawg. My aunt Jemima be cookin up some o' her biscuits, gravy, watermelon and friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied chicken. You comin'?

"Nah brother, that's just empty nigga calories"

by Gwecob August 23, 2009