To do what a calendar does; to calendar. Calendaring is the verb form of the noun, calendar. When you are calendaring, you are interacting with a calendar in some way.
"Suzie, put that phone down this instant!"
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."
by Marc IRL December 15, 2011
Get the Calendaring mug.A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.
GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''
*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013
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A slut. Alludes to the idea that a girl sleeping with a different guy every night could track her number of sex partners with a calendar.
by Asok_G December 26, 2005
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Get the calindra mug.The freaking greatest Super villain in all of DC universe. He is over weight, bald, and greasy. Enjoys doing things on special days like Christmas. Has the special ability to know what day it is without looking at calendar. Doesn't really have any powers but can tell what day it is better than almost anyone.
Robin : Holy Spirit Batman all the villains have escaped
Batman : What about Calendarman?
Robin : No, it's not a holiday yet.
Batman : What about Calendarman?
Robin : No, it's not a holiday yet.
by Calendarman!! November 22, 2011
Get the Calendarman mug.Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.
dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!
dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
by ellare April 7, 2010
Get the Facebook Calendar mug.the ultimate friendship experience; a word that far surpasses "best friend"; love for a fellow calendarian that no one can ever break or change; a word that describes the fun and silly times of two wacky people; fun+love+heart= calendary; fun+love+heart+alcohol+pirates= heightened calendary!
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Curtis and Valerie share a calendary friendship made up of trust, love, and care. No one can ever break their specal bond, and if they try they will die a slow and painful death involving a blow torch.
by obiedobie November 30, 2005
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