california cheeseburger

A sandwich in which the main ingredient is a small baby. A favorite among godless hippies.

While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

by Fantastic_Dan March 22, 2005

California Fruitbowl

The act of tucking big Jim and the Twins between your legs and mooning someone.

Thats disgusting, that dude just gave me a California Fruitbowl!

by Scrotimus Maximus January 29, 2004

Calib

A person who cares about other people but doesn’t understand certain things you say. He could be someone who makes you feel like your perfect or someone who makes you feel like you’re very imperfect. He loves to protect the ones he loves and just ignore the ones he doesn’t. It’s either he loves you or he doesn’t there’s no in between. Sometimes he will believe the ones who he’s known the longest but other times it’s the one he knows who’s telling the truth. Sometimes he will walk with you through thick or thin or he will just leave you behind. Sometimes he will understand you but other times It’s like you won’t be talking to anyone. Sometimes he’s caring other times he can be a bit rude. He might not walk with you or go places with you but he’s sometimes there. When you’re feeling left out he will sometimes include you in or exclude you. Don’t try to tell you feelings to him or he won’t understand it but some do understand it. Don’t expect him to tell you he loves you all the time because that’s not always the case. You have to be patient with him or else your friendship/relationship will go downhill really quick. He won’t kiss you unless he really really really really wants to. If you try to kiss him too early then he will turn the kiss down and not talk to you for a while. He’s a lot of work and you have to help him be a good person. Overall Calib’s are pretty cool.

Female: I heard that Calib is ALOT of work how do you do it?

Other female: It takes a whole lot of patience.

by Very special person February 26, 2019

California Piledriver

The sexual act of jumping off the roof of your 3 story apartment building during the act of 69ing your partner(s).

Optional- Whilst in the air, spin a full 360 degrees.

*at the hospital*
a- Bro what happened!?!
b-*full body cast* do not worry my brethren, i have done every thing in the world, including a California Piledriver, hence us being at the hospital.

by Trez774 February 24, 2011

California Stickies

When one's scrotum is stuck to their leg or legs, generally after a recent shaving of their sac. Usually the warmth in the area generates the stickiness that is closely related to the hot sunny california weather. Resulting in the scrotum to be gently tugged on to relieve the skin adhesion.

When I got up from my desk, I had a massive case of the california stickies. Definitely had to peel my sac off of my leg. A small price to pay for necessary manscaping.

by daprofessor May 27, 2011

california pizza roll

While giving anal outdoors in the summer, you donkey punch her so hard, she spews liquid shit everywhere, resembling an exploded pizza roll.

Ayo girl, want a california pizza roll?

by BabyWhiteSeal May 10, 2016

California Slave Ships

A slang description of the fleet of more than 30 prisons in California who stockpile felons instead of rehabilitate them.

Those California Slave Ships have been my husband’s second home since he was a very young man.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019