She is nice kind respectful does the right thing have a big booty will do the right thing will kill a bitch if she has to fight for who she loves does what she needs to do always will shit on you hoes the goofy one in the family has curly brown hair she's short but she's trying to grow and she's loving AF and she's loyal but mess with her and you will get the clap back she can be mean when she wants and she can be nice is when she wants but you don't have bad side of you never come back.
Person one Calayia She's ugly and she is not cute
Person to don't come for her because she will come for you
Person to don't come for her because she will come for you
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A random loud person who sounds like tsuyu asui, who also has pretty good edits. She also makes the most random shit ever.
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In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
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Can also be used to describe a situation where multiple things are going wrong
Can also be used to describe a situation where multiple things are going wrong
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At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!
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