rocky mountain calamari

sheep, goat, cow assholes cooked the same way as traditional calamari

Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly

by buck neckd April 17, 2011

Caladari

An amazing player of Perfect World. A super pro archer, with fantastic accuracy.

That Caladari player is such a nerd!

by MyQuesito August 12, 2010

Calamaris

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.

Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.

by JH May 6, 2003

Kill Calamari

When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the popular line "Everytime you masterbate, god kills a calamari".

"I'm going to take a shower and kill a calamari in there"
"I'm a serial calamari killer"

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt February 14, 2004

Syon Calamari

SYON IS RETTARDEEEDDDD LIKEEE ZAVVIERRRRR

Syon Calamari is kewl kid

by DIG BICK BOIII October 29, 2020

callmarking

A man behaving like a boy

by Helen October 24, 2003

Calmar

A completely bumfucked town in no-mans land north of Dubuque. Everyone there is either cracked out or a complete fuckin hick, or cracked out hicks. It is the most boring place on earth, and there is nothing to do but drink get high and sit around in your houses, cuz everybody outside is fucked up. The people are kind of like zombies except they're cracked out hillbilly zombies, that drive big loud trucks.

The actual town of Calmar, IA or any town in Clayton, Winnishiek, Fayette, or Allamkee county, IA.

by Reuter April 29, 2008