CAF

Chicks aren't funny

Girlfriend: she just told me the funniest story!

Me: CAF

by Villus April 25, 2017

CAF

Curious as fuck

"tell me a secret, because I'm CAF"

by Mellymel24 July 15, 2017

CAF

Abbreviation for Cringy as Fuck. Reaction to someone being extremely awkward or embarrassing. Used especially when someone tries to obtain sympathy, virtue seek, or live vicariously, through made-up anecdotes.

Story-teller: "...They told him that she killed herself and left a note saying 'I killed myself because you wouldn't date me, all because I wasn't your type.' The boy looked at her face and realized she was the most beautiful thing he ever beheld. He fell to his knees and cried 'Why?! I should have given you the chance!' The next day they found him dead in his bedroom with a note next to him saying 'You were right. You are my type. I'm sorry.' If you believe types don't matter, re-post and share this with ten other people or else a ghost will eat your face."
Reply: "CAF..."

by Mimic22 November 22, 2017

CAF

Crazy as fuck
Referring to street people that talk to themselves

Its so sad to see sll the Caf’s in San zFrancisco

by stoneham March 16, 2022

CAF

Mean Cringy As Fuck

Something so cringe you wanna kill yourself in the most painful way

Man 1: did you see that guy he is sooo CAF

by MeMeBigBoy23232334 March 24, 2017

CAF

CAF means Cute As Fuck so when you something cute you can describe is saying CAF

Omg she is CAF

by Ss456 December 31, 2020

CAF

A slang term for "Classy as F**k." Usually used in texting or Twitter

'"I saw that new suit you are wearing, it's CAF"

by BlackHawk812 February 22, 2016