Vinny Caruso

Whenever you are having sex with a girl, you cup your hand and fart into it and then slap the girl in the face with your cupped hand.

I gave this dirty ass bitch the Vinny Caruso over off 26th and Douchebag.

by MikeDfromDaBlock January 23, 2009

Cactus

The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.

I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.

by Noodle Doodle Faloola May 28, 2020

cactus cunt

when a girl has a shaved pussy with little bits of hair starting to grow back that prick you.

your mom has a major cactus cunt problem.

by colin nordheim January 24, 2006

caucus

A system utilized in the determination of a party's candidate that is very similar to a primary, only without the voting.

Ted: Who are you voting for in the primaries, Hillary or Obama?

Ralph: Neither, our state has a caucus.

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

cactus juice

Mountain Dew.

So named by perennial Dallas city council candidate and activist Sandra Crenshaw, following the 2008 Texas Democratic primary and caucuses which she led.

In a comment posted by Crenshaw on the D Magazine "Frontburner" blog on 3/6/2008, she described a post-caucus event where she intended to serve "popcorn in brown paper sacks and cactus juice (Mountain Dew) and Texas Earl Campbell Links."

Amos: "I hear there is a rally for Dallas city council members' legal defense funds."
Andy: "Really? Will there be cactus juice and sausage?"

Kingfish: "I need to get back to my Southern roots. I was thinking about getting a moon pie and an RC Cola."
Lightning: "You mean some cactus juice and a hot link, right?"

by UncleDoug October 7, 2009

cactus-hopping

The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.

"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"
"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."

by EnlighteningSD January 2, 2009

The Caruso

When two fingers in the anus isnt enough add five fingers for dramatic effect.

Male A: I so gave this chick the caruso last week.

Male B: Whats that. Two fingers in the poo?
Male A: NO,(Put on sunglasses)
Five in the pooooo.....

by Dong Automobile June 28, 2008