calvin

a calvin is someone who.... well lets just say beware.... he will EAT U ALIVE!! every one stay clear of the ugly douche crap!

calvin gonna get cha'

calvin by greenfrogs January 7, 2012

Calvin

Calvin’s are very loyal but can be very weird. They like to suck off all there friends and just can be cruel once and awhile

My name is Calvin and I love sucking sweaty hairy balls.

Calvin by Acoldsith November 13, 2018

calvin

Nearest relative to Kelvin ie... degrees Kelvin a measrue of both hot and cold...much like this persons basketball skills, except he is usually cold. So cold that he is usually red or black, red like Nebraska and black like the black shirts....both of which suck.... oh yeah and red and black may be his new hair color, mixed with a little dander.

try Calvin Kadavay ie camel (toe) Kadavay

calvin by big deacon December 14, 2008

Calvin

One. Ugly. Asshole. Who is like a pervert at times. Need to fix its facial shit. He is very disgusting and annoying and gives off a stalker vibe. He always attempts to get close to young girls. Always get rejected. Never be able to find love with that ugly face of his. He needs to fix his ugly ass gace becore he finds love so he will not get rejected again. But it will take hid whole live to look average. Never get a calvin in your life. You will regret meeting one. Its a nightmare.

Person 1: Is that calvin???

Person 2: I think so. He is so frraking ugly though. I feel like vomiting. He is totally not my type.

Calvin by Sexy vibrator June 17, 2018

Calvin

One who shakes himself apart at the wrists. Mostly German. Tends to spit when he talks, so much so that he coats anyone or anything he speaks to. Leaves food particles from flossing all over the mirror. Has loose bowels; leaves a coating of shit all over the toilet seat. One who has no respect for others

Stranger: Who left shit all over the toilet seat?

Stranger: Oh, that’s Calvin

Calvin by Charlie K. April 17, 2019

Calvin

Fat, arrogant, and a lazy piece of shit. The dude has no class, extremely large, will you eat you out of your house or home. Disrespectful, fat, stupid, broke, sleeps on a futon with a queen size mattress in the basement of his home that reals of mold and mildew. Liar, cheat, and dude just end it all!

Yo Calvin, dang never mind fat, arrogant ass douche!

Calvin by Nunnnnya business May 30, 2018

Calvin

The gayest person in the world

Omg!! Your such a Calvin

Calvin by Marrrrrrrffdfddijnnn March 27, 2019