Hot Curle

The revengeful act of tricking your roomate into believing that you defecated on his chest. The act also requires a daily false statement for 4 months prior to the event notifying the victim that he will be defecated on. The hot curle requires that a few friends hold the victim down while warm oatmeal is applied to his chest. At the same time, someone must waft a container holding a piece of fecal matter (ex. wonton soup container) over the victim's nose to ensure he believes he has been deficated on.

The act first occured in March 2007 in Lexington, VA.

My roomate shaved my head for my birthday so I am going to give him a hot curle for his.

by Third Eye Bandito November 12, 2009

Curdler

When a girl has sex with someone and the boy cums inside her and then she puts off having a shower for a few days leaving traces of cum inside her which makes her a Curdler.

'Oh that girl smells of cum...she must be a Curdler.'

'That girls a Curdler, she had sex with Tom at that party on friday night and she still hasn't had a shower and its sunday!!'

by Corah April 24, 2007

Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

culerp

Invented by the dreach man in the legends of Drance. They called him Wavy...not much else is known except HE invented IT.

Culerp, it's a fish.

by GOof September 8, 2004

SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''

by SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH April 12, 2010

pinche culero

A phrase adopted from Mexican Spanish meaning an ignorant asshole who's too self-absorbed to even realize what a self-absorbed ignorant asshole they're being.

Example 1
That pinche culero just asked that homeless guy why he doesn't just go to the gym and shower to keep from stinking so bad.

Example 2
Donald J. Trump

by ericthecleric October 4, 2016

jay cutler

Famous IFBB Professional, Jay Cutler, is bodybuilding's most recognized and personable athlete. IFFB 2002, 2003 & 2004 Arnold Classic Champion and IFBB 2001 & 2003 Mr. Olympia Runner Up.

1: Jay won't win the Olympia until Ronnie retires
2: Yes.

by Hugo April 6, 2005