Porn Crusader

Some one who's whole life and purpose seems to be to download and sample pornography they talk about it all the time and quite simply drive you crazy

"My mate steve is a porn crusader he has a 200 gig hard drive full of porn."

"Thats nothing my mate tony likes that japanesse stuff you know the chicks with ****!"

by Lilikin March 3, 2005

anal crusader

A practicing butt pirate

Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!

by butthead January 5, 2006

crusades

The Crusades were a several centuries delayed response to Islamic jihad. When Pope Urban II called the First Crusade in 1095, the followers of the prophet had already spread across the Middle East and North Africa by force.

People who think the Crusades preceded Islamic jihad have been brainwashed by politicial correctness.

by colonel jack mustard February 13, 2010

cornhole crusader

quite simply, one who crusades into another persons butt oriface. Basically, a holy ass plunderer

That priest touching that small boy is a cornhole crusader

by mistaT123123213123 May 6, 2007

Crusadegaming

Crusade gaming is the definition of "struggles". It's a WoW private server that offers the same content for nearly 4+ years and has been on the urge of crashing since March 1, 2011. Crusade gaming, now ran by Nyse, is an absolute shitty server full of Algum BRs with the skill cap of Shampally. Anyone reading this is absolute poop at this game.

Ivanrah: Yo you play CrusadeGaming still, bro?
Anthrix: No that shit is garbage, I get ganked by shitty ass BRs all day.
Ivanrah: What server you play now?????????
Anthrix: Besides CG I play anything with more than 20 pop.

LOLOLUMAD?

by best lock world April 14, 2013

Dutch Crusader

The name given to a man who has had Anal sex with at least five Blond/Bimbo-ish girls who are ranked above a 7 on the hotness scale. Said man is then dubbed a Dutch crusader for his valiant crusade of the Netherlands.

Cody Truly knows how to attract women but he is no where near Jake who recently earned his title of Dutch Crusader.

by C.gayvit November 30, 2011

angry crusading

The act of angrily tearing down buildings or burning them while running around yelling "DUES VULT" or god wills it and if you encounter anyone who is not screaming with you killing them and yelling "DUES VULT INFIDEL." Also plundering the town.

I went angry crusading yesterday. It was quite the town.

That man angry crusaded my house!

by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016