From a song from Jonathan Coulton, talking about a party. A town crotch is a person thats "good to go at anytime". Ready to have sex at anytime.
See also: town bicycle
See also: town bicycle
(sees a slutty chick) Guy1: "Heey bob, there goes the town crotch!" Bob: "Hey now, thats my sister!"
girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"
girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"
by snakeeaterfan August 16, 2009
The Blonde equivalent to the Fire Crotch, but rarer, since even if blondes are somewhat more numerous than redheads (obviously discarding Artificial Blondes), the Golden Crotch can only be found among the clearest on the blonde Hair Spectrum, a very unusual and attractive shiny golden tone, usually no different from the hair color, or not much, unlike most true Blondies who have it light brown-ish. Usually accompanied by Holden Hair in the rest of the Body, even the Eyelashes!
After all the vigorous Drunken Brawling with Catherine last night all that I could remember was that shiny, Blinding Golden Crotch. I felt like I was penetrating a Frikin' Star!
That Golden Crotch was so Bling Bling that her Crabs had fifty Hookers each.
That Golden Crotch was so Bling Bling that her Crabs had fifty Hookers each.
by asddsa May 03, 2010
Crotch buffet: Usually a term used in a orgy setting where all participants freely and with out hesitation will orally perform fellatio or cunnilingus during or shortly after and before penetration sex out of any and all orifices. Ass to mouth then to pussy then to mouth then back in ass then into another willing and waiting mouth of another etc etc: Swapping partners and crotches with out discrimination but with enthusiastic fervor. Not common amongst groups less than 3 participants but can be done between 2 people.
By LuvH8Luv
By LuvH8Luv
The swingers party was awesome with crotch buffets in every room along with a glory hole for the shy ones.
by LuvH8Luv April 07, 2022
(n.) an unwashed, smelly ballsack. A person who suffers from is condition may be referred to as an "onion crotch."
Just let Buster get in there and give your nuts a sniff, Nate. He's a good dog, and he sure knows a crotch onion when he catches whiff of one!
by Blenderhead91 March 09, 2012
by honeygurl March 26, 2010
Her finger crotch was larger than the whore baby's.
by samsmithsonion April 12, 2015
by Finbag March 12, 2017