Crotch buffet: Usually a term used in a orgy setting where all participants freely and with out hesitation will orally perform fellatio or cunnilingus during or shortly after and before penetration sex out of any and all orifices. Ass to mouth then to pussy then to mouth then back in ass then into another willing and waiting mouth of another etc etc: Swapping partners and crotches with out discrimination but with enthusiastic fervor. Not common amongst groups less than 3 participants but can be done between 2 people.
By LuvH8Luv
By LuvH8Luv
The swingers party was awesome with crotch buffets in every room along with a glory hole for the shy ones.
by LuvH8Luv April 07, 2022
(n.) an unwashed, smelly ballsack. A person who suffers from is condition may be referred to as an "onion crotch."
Just let Buster get in there and give your nuts a sniff, Nate. He's a good dog, and he sure knows a crotch onion when he catches whiff of one!
by Blenderhead91 March 09, 2012
Oh my god! I was checking out my wax in the mirror and noticed a huge bruise! It looks like I've been cooter punched!
I'll never go back to that woman--she's a total crotch boxer.
I'll never go back to that woman--she's a total crotch boxer.
by sassmaster17 July 23, 2010
From a song from Jonathan Coulton, talking about a party. A town crotch is a person thats "good to go at anytime". Ready to have sex at anytime.
See also: town bicycle
See also: town bicycle
(sees a slutty chick) Guy1: "Heey bob, there goes the town crotch!" Bob: "Hey now, thats my sister!"
girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"
girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"
by snakeeaterfan August 16, 2009
by honeygurl March 26, 2010
Her finger crotch was larger than the whore baby's.
by samsmithsonion April 12, 2015
by Finbag March 12, 2017