Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
by notjakelmao November 05, 2020
by Kjar October 09, 2019
The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 14, 2017
Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
by Stretch04 October 05, 2023
An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins
Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."
by uranium enjoyer January 23, 2024
A derogatory term for people with lower intellect who mocks others that know more
They're the kinds of people to spam "Ermmm actually🤓🤓🤓" in a tiktok comment section
They're the kinds of people to spam "Ermmm actually🤓🤓🤓" in a tiktok comment section
PeepeepoopooLover69: "Erm actually, the scientific name for the great white is Carcharodon carcharias
🤓🤓🤓"
Guy 1: "illiterate cretin"
🤓🤓🤓"
Guy 1: "illiterate cretin"
by uranium enjoyer February 05, 2024
A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.
Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.
Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.
by Anita Nap February 07, 2024