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Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
by notjakelmao November 4, 2020
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Cretin recluse

A person headed to a karaoke bar...who is deaf too.
The Cretin recluse chewed out the mother superior, for blaming him for the apocalypse.
by Kjar October 9, 2019
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cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues
normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022
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coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way
"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"
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Hairy Cretin

"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"
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Cretin

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What a Fucking Cretin...
by ChasingDragons92 November 8, 2020
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Cretinent

Derogatory word to refer to a parent.

A male parent would be referred as cretinent, and a female parent would be referred as cretinant.

Refering them like this basically says that you have no respect for them and that you see them as torturers of your childhood and throughout life.

Basically that they're subhuman. Just parasites that leech off from their "children", treat their child as a subhuman class because they don't treat them as a human with human rights.

If they did any of those things to an adult, they would be in jail.

They see their children as objects and treat them like slaves and prisoners.

As the victims of cretinents will call them that.
Because that's how they felt, cretinents will try to deny the child's feelings, to make themselves look good, what matters is you keep your individuality and not let them gaslight you that they're "family", even though they never treated you as such.

How you feel is what's right and that's all that matters.

You see them as enemies, and garbage that has yet to be disposed off.
Person 1: My cretinent keeps forcing me to do things against my will, even though my cretinent forces me to go to slave school the cretinent somehow doesn't go to jail for that.

Person 2: It's a shame society sees this as normal, they violated your free will, you should cut them off as soon as you can. we both know they're nothing but trouble. They're walking targets of the future.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023
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