I went to eat some oatmeal this morning, but then remembered that I used the rest of it last night when I did the Oatmeal Cream Pie to that girl from the party.
by tatersalad303 September 27, 2010
a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard
I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face
by euphemism April 10, 2005
by Kermit the Capitalist November 29, 2016
When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.
by Shnikkes May 03, 2022
I was fucking a This whore Bareback and shot my cum into her nice tight pussy. When I withdraw my hard cock I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Thai Cream Pie
by Asianpoker January 21, 2022
Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."
by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013
After eating Hot Chicken you hook up with an ovulating girl from a bar, fucker her and while simultaneously Cumming inside her shit shit out hot chicken everywhere.
by Rawdawg2023 May 10, 2023