Crap

My favorite snack.

No job? No credit? Eat crap!

by bat_hero May 22, 2009

crap

The junk that lies up my ass XD

Me: Hey Bob, do u know whats up in my asshole right now?

Bob: uh....crap???.......

Me: YESSS isnt it wonderful??

by Dude who makes great words XD March 19, 2009

crap

Used as a verb, this means to defecate (or poop). The act of passing feces from the anus.

Annette needed to poop badly, so she had a crap in the toilet.

by Boris2 February 26, 2009

craps

a Dice game

let's play craps amigo

by ac April 25, 2004

crap

a load of bullshit, also a swear word

"I had to sit and LISTEN to that crap" (salinger 11)

by pbbt October 10, 2007

Crap

The chocolate pudding that comes out your asshole when your stomach hurts.

Hey dad get off the toilet I have to crap.

by The real mother fucker October 3, 2017

crap

The words and/or noises that come out of a politicians mouth before, after or during election.

Politician: When o become president i will cure cancer, end world hunger and lover the taxes by 200%.

Electors: How about immigrants?

Politician: I will stop all immigrants, unless you support immigration, in that case i fully supports immigrants and every thing they stand for.

This is and example of crap

by O.Kleppvoll January 22, 2015