When your girl finally agrees to let you in the butt after a grueling quest to convince her and you go so fast before she changes her mind that you jam it in without lube and bend your dick in half, causing a hospital visit and very uncomfortable conversation with the doctor.
Well doctor, you see, Trudie finally agreed to the butt and I went so fast that I forgot the lube and...snap crackle pop...here I am.
by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019

A more polite way of saying, "Holy shit." It sounds cooler and reminds one of the cereal characters.
by CheeriosRGood January 28, 2011

"OH SNAP CRACKLE POP OH NO SHE DIDN'T"
by Feminist_Unicorn666 May 21, 2018

1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.
by superman7489 January 22, 2015

by 5n4tch December 15, 2022

Jane: I love the new Sara Jade song ! What genre of music do you think she is?
John: Snap & Crackle......No Pop.
John: Snap & Crackle......No Pop.
by Franklin T Rizzo December 5, 2020

The mating call used by male owners of European hot boi hatches, namely Volkswagen's.
The crackle tune was invented to support the alphabet communities, it was so they could alert their boyfriends when nearing home.
This allows them time to douche and lube up for the imminent arrival of their man bun lover.
The crackle tune was invented to support the alphabet communities, it was so they could alert their boyfriends when nearing home.
This allows them time to douche and lube up for the imminent arrival of their man bun lover.
Did you see the guy with the man bun and the latte in the golf GTI? I bet his crackle tune brings all the boys to the yard.
by Swellestgorgon February 16, 2022
