A fatass
An animal that gives milk from its 6 tits.
A God for the hindus.
The first thing that would pop in your head when your pregnant wife asks you, "How do I look".
An cow that gets mad cow disease, it goes retarded and handicaped and its eyeballs out of its sockets.
An animal that gives milk from its 6 tits.
A God for the hindus.
The first thing that would pop in your head when your pregnant wife asks you, "How do I look".
An cow that gets mad cow disease, it goes retarded and handicaped and its eyeballs out of its sockets.
Pregnant Wife: "Hey Bob how do I look in this new dress"
Bob: "Ya look like a cow!"
Pregnant Wife: I hate you.
Bob: "Ya look like a cow!"
Pregnant Wife: I hate you.
by Bubba_The_Retard June 16, 2006
Get the cowmug. by Bradexman December 4, 2007
Get the cowsmug. A condition by where a youthful man is haunted by his own love for an older much more refined female colleague with a large bum.
Man it is unfortunate how he became a cowe
by kdiddlediddle May 31, 2017
Get the cowemug. by Songstress21 March 28, 2004
Get the cowmug. A term that coders use as inside slang for non techies. People who don't code or understand computers are called cows. There are also references to cow rights that wink the same concept. It seems to fit the idea of the wild west internet; cowboys, ranchers, lawmen and cows.
by Maraselah January 23, 2014
Get the Cowmug. A hoofed mammal known widely for standing in fields and eating grass. it is also the subject of the myth of "cow tipping" and often used in many different ways for human and animal consumption.
The word 'cow' is said to be inheriently funny, and so cows are used in many jokes using animals. Gary Larson, author of The Far Side, is known for making countless comics featuring cows. Many people imitate the sounds of the cow to seem amusing or to fill in long, uncomfortable silences in conversations.
The word 'cow' is said to be inheriently funny, and so cows are used in many jokes using animals. Gary Larson, author of The Far Side, is known for making countless comics featuring cows. Many people imitate the sounds of the cow to seem amusing or to fill in long, uncomfortable silences in conversations.
by Zi October 3, 2004
Get the cowmug. That cow never loved you, Tom.
STFU you cow!
Cow is closely related to the cock.
Katie: I love you!
Mike: I'm not attracted to bovine!
Katie: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
STFU you cow!
Cow is closely related to the cock.
Katie: I love you!
Mike: I'm not attracted to bovine!
Katie: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007
Get the Cowmug.