Thunder Cocks

A group of extraordinary men whose girth and length of their penises are unimaginable. Their brotherly bond is indestructible by an force known to man, and several known to other alien species.

Thunder Cocks unite!!!!!

by shamrockkid29 June 14, 2011

can o cocks

Used as a insult to show not only anger, but that you also think they might have a can o cocks in the fridge proving their feminity.

It could also be, literally a can o cocks.

Maltby, You suck....go eat a can o cocks asshole.

by pastieshell May 4, 2009

Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

Awks Cocks

When a girl makes a guy awkward, and makes his cock go down.

bob: its so annoying when Jude talk to other guys and curl their hair!
jonathan: Awks Cocks...

by blehhehe May 1, 2011

olly olly cocks been free

a loud oration that is typically stated upon freeing ones cock from the fabric that contains it

While sitting at work, I yelled - olly olly cocks been free - from my cubicle....that - in turn - drew the attention of multiple co-workers, and, upon seeing their faces I shook my flacid fuck stick for all to see.....oh happy days!

by Lord H.R. CocknBalls May 8, 2011

Drippin' Cocks

Chickens with D R I P

Yo you see dem chickens... look at dat drip
Yeah, they do be drippin' cocks

by PPFatCox February 13, 2022