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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025
Get the 《¤》Clingy《¤》clingy《¤》Clingy《¤》 mug.Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
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Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
by will bitten August 26, 2017
Get the Clingon Stage 5 mug.Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd February 3, 2023
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Someone in the crowd: Ugh, I can smell that dude's fart.
Friend 2: Bro, Big Cringy Yikes!
Someone in the crowd: Ugh, I can smell that dude's fart.
Friend 2: Bro, Big Cringy Yikes!
by J.J.Clark October 4, 2021
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Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.
Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.
"ugh, a cling came into my work today, he literally followed every woman around the store asking everyone out, security had to ask him to leave. We couldnt even get work done"
by Based Fiend July 25, 2022
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Some Person Who Honestly Believes Their A Cat: When people ask me how it feels to be a cat I ask them "how does it feel to be a human?"
People Around Her: Oh, my- HNNGH! THAT IS SOME REAL CRINGY STUFF, RIGHT THERE!
People Around Her: Oh, my- HNNGH! THAT IS SOME REAL CRINGY STUFF, RIGHT THERE!
by ShadowHeart1 August 26, 2016
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