Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

by Dom Theman October 25, 2012

Clintonian

Disingenuous and prone to failure to the most extreme degree.

The pathological liar's reputation was not just deplorable, it was downright Clintonian.

by Mickey Truth February 7, 2017

Clinton County Ferris Wheel

When a group of people are all together, doing a Tesla Roadster with somebody else in a circle

Mitchell Broeckling: I was at this party where we ended up doing a Clinton County Ferris Wheel

by giantdingdong January 20, 2019

Clingy Bitch Pasta

A woman who is way over done and sticks all over you.

I like my women al dente, don't want none of that clingy bitch pasta.

by Taberlin April 26, 2019

Dingle Clinger

A dingle clinger is a dingle berry that is passed from the anus of the receiver to the pubic hair of the giver during/after anal sex.

After passionate sex with his boyfriend, Lance pulled out only to find a dingle clinger remaining in his pubic hair.

by DixieCupDrinker December 15, 2010

Bill Clinton Special

To receive a blowjob from a co-worker without making said event public knowledge.

"Did you see James yesterday?"
"No, I bet he got a Bill Clinton special last night"

by TheShaqAttaq January 22, 2017

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Rodham Clinton was the First Lady of Arkansas before serving as First Lady of the United States. She is married to ex-President William "Bill" J. Clinton. Her focus is mainly on children, women's rights, and medical advancements.

-She initiated such projects like the Adoption and Safe Families Act of 1997, Save America's Treasures program, and the Millennium Project.
-She helped the many veterans of World War II to find out about an awful illness caused by Agent Orange.
-She is regarded as the most openly empowered presidential wife in history next to Eleanor Roosevelt.
-She was one of the first of her time to speak out against the Taliban's poor treatment of women.
-She is the first First Lady to run for elected office, and the first to win
-She is the Senator of New York
-Secured $21.4 billion to help clean up after the 9/11 attacks in New York
-Is considered a Liberal
-Her main views are to fight terrorism, support working families, independent markets/press/branches of government, strong united nations, universal health care, eliminating without criminalizing abortion, and believes that states should decide whether or not gay marriage should be legal

And finally, she is a part of the group that recognizes that not all East Asians are terrorists.

Who do you want for President in 2008? Dick, or the woman who's husband's dick got blown?

"Our lives are a mixture of different roles. Most of us are doing the best we can to find whatever the right balance is . . . For me, that balance is family, work, and service." -Hillary Clinton

by cirumaru September 21, 2005