Clarted

Clapped and retarded

Yo have you seen Natalie Portman. She’s so clarted

by Peter bread 69 September 15, 2022

Clarted

1. (adv) - To be strange or abnormal in a negative manner - similar to "clapped". May rarely hold a slightly positive connotation if used fondly.

2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.

"I don't know how the fuck she can listen to this... shit's fucking clarted lmfao"

"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."

by Tokuto July 10, 2021

Clarted

To be under the influence of a substance, typically used when very high or inebriated.

"What the even happened last night, I was super clarted."

by Garpie Laufen July 25, 2021

clarted

clarted can mean blocked, covered, congested or just too much of something.

The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.

The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.

by Puffsleeves July 07, 2023

Clarted

Being lied to and being dogged by a mate

“My mate Luke clarted me what a dickhead and he’s owes me $30 the dickhead”

by Jess Mayhew xoxo February 20, 2021

Clarted

Being dogged and lied to by someone or alternate meaning is fighting someone

“Guess what Luke clarted me today the dickhead”
Or “Fuck man I’m about to clart my man Luke”

by Jess Mayhew xoxo February 20, 2021

Clarted

When you get shit on. Commonly used in context of a video game.

That guy challenged me to a 1v1 and he got fucking clarted

by nosleepforyou November 23, 2021