A problem that occurs when a person is addicted to Chipotle.
If Chipotle is withheld, a "Chiproblem" sufferer may experience states of irritability, hysterical crying or seizure like fits.
Once begun, these symptoms can only be cured by a Chipotle burrito, taco or burrito bowl. A side of chips and guac may be administered in dire situations.
If you think you or someone you know may have a "Chiproblem" here are some warning signs to look out for:
* They cannot go a day, hour, or ten minutes without Chipotle.
* They disappear for extended lengths of time, then suddenly re-appear glassy eyed and covered in beans.
* They drink guacamole instead of conventional beverages.
* They flip tables over at restaurants when they are not served Chipotle.
* You find hypodermic needles at their place filled with cheese and a special blend of spices that only the brilliant minds at Chipotle could think up.
If Chipotle is withheld, a "Chiproblem" sufferer may experience states of irritability, hysterical crying or seizure like fits.
Once begun, these symptoms can only be cured by a Chipotle burrito, taco or burrito bowl. A side of chips and guac may be administered in dire situations.
If you think you or someone you know may have a "Chiproblem" here are some warning signs to look out for:
* They cannot go a day, hour, or ten minutes without Chipotle.
* They disappear for extended lengths of time, then suddenly re-appear glassy eyed and covered in beans.
* They drink guacamole instead of conventional beverages.
* They flip tables over at restaurants when they are not served Chipotle.
* You find hypodermic needles at their place filled with cheese and a special blend of spices that only the brilliant minds at Chipotle could think up.
"Hey, man. Jared's been missing for like, a week now."
"I know, Broseph. I'm a bit worried. He went out for Chipotle and never came back..."
"Man. I think Jared might have a chiproblem."
"INTERVENTION TIME."
"...cheesy"
"I know, Broseph. I'm a bit worried. He went out for Chipotle and never came back..."
"Man. I think Jared might have a chiproblem."
"INTERVENTION TIME."
"...cheesy"
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