Cici's Pizza

An Italian American chain of buffet restaurants based in Irving, Texas,2 specializing in pizza. The company was founded in 1985, and started franchising by 1987.

Cici's Pizza is good.

by SPrice1980 April 25, 2022

The Cicierega Effect

The Cicierega Effect (named for Neil Cicierega) is when *literally nobody can spell your name without having to google it*. Whoever decided what your last name is was an absolute dick.

The namesake itself is only a mild example. A famous mega-example is Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegel­steinhausen­bergerdorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissenhaft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­vor­angreifen­durch­ihr­raubgierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolfhundert­tausend­jahres­voran­die­erscheinen­von­der­erste­erdemensch­der­raumschiff­genacht­mit­tungstein­und­sieben­iridium­elektrisch­motors­gebrauch­licht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraft­gestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nachbarschaft­der­stern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neue­rasse­von­verstandig­menschlichkeit­konnte­fortpflanzen­und­sich­erfreuen­an­lebenslanglich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum Sr. (And yes, he gave his name on to his son.)

Cases of it can be found in names of other things, for example places (Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu, Tweebuffelsmeteenskootmorsdoodgeskietfontein), or departments of governments (Mannanafnanefnd), but it's mostly in human names, perhaps because names of other things have a tendency to be memorized by nerds.

person one: how tf do you spell your last name
person two: orfenblinklenienerweiner
person one: how tf am I supposed to remember that, this is a solid the cicierega effect moment

by alexdapineapple February 9, 2021

Neil Cicierega

neil cicierega is the greatest person ever and he created everything.
hes also known as lemon demon and he creates silly songs.
my favourite album is spirit phone but is also like view monster, nature tapes, dinosaurchestra, damn skippy, i am become christmas, live (only not), clown circus, hip to the javabean, clown circus, circa 2000, microwave this cd, outsmart and dimes

person 1(me): hey have you heard of Neil cicierega he created everything and hes very super cool and silly and i love his album spirit phone

person 2 (usually my friends): stfu

by axlottaa August 27, 2023

Cacioppo

(ca-see-oh-poh) n. What you would call someone who misses a lot of school (once or twice a week on average) for no apparent reason at all. Sometimes leads to alternate classes.

James: Yo Matt, how come you weren't in school today?
Cacioppo: Nah, yo, I got a dentist appointment tomorrow.

by NotMattStru December 16, 2009

CiCi

A sexual predator if there ever was one! This woman is the the woman in which sex was truly brought back! With lightning green eyes and a booty that never stops... with a soul melting laugh and a smile that wakes the gods, she lures her prey in close... then devours them like a sex starved hyena !

You may find a Cici lingering around basketball courts, watermelon patches, fried chicken cook-offs, drakes house , the Serengeti and pretty much any place you may find a large collaboration of black men , for they are her preferred flavor!

beware! for the CiCi shall swallow your soul as well as you genitals

don't take jamale to the park ... a Cicis been spotted

by junior6606 July 14, 2014

cidiot

A city dweller while visiting the country .Usually a bark sucking granola eating hippy wanabe, that left what little brain they did have in the city .

I am running a contest for the cidiot of the month . to see who asks the dumbest question at the information booth .

by Black Jack Shalac upper ruberboot Quebec April 3, 2003

citiot

urban or suburban dweller with no common sense, clue or concept of reality; expects the police to "protect" them; believes in dialing 911 rather than arming themselves to protect their home or property even though the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled numerous times that the police are not there to protect us due to liability reasons; wants law enforcement to disarm the populace because they're too cowardly to take back their own streets and communities from drug dealers and gang bangers; thinks their food comes from the supermarket and wouldn't hurt a little furry creature; sees nothing but concrete and asphalt all day and thus believes "environmental" propaganda that leads to destruction of private property rights and rural lifestyles; donates money to "environmental" and "conservation" groups who ultimately want to destroy all property rights including those of city and suburban dwellers; have never seen a new freedom or Liberty destroying law that they don't like because it will make them "feel" safer; would vote for the devil himself if he promised to A. send them a govt. check, B. soothe their false conscience by electing someone to hire someone to stick a gun in their neighbor's face because they claim they feel sorry for someone else, C. make them feel "safe" by disarming their neighbors who do have the courage to defend their own lives and property; believes all the stereotypical propaganda they've ever heard about gun totin' four-wheel-drive ownin' rednecks.

That map of presidential election results in 2002 showed clearly that the citiots overwhelmingly supported Al Gore while the rural people, who still have some common sense and values, voted for Dubya.

by Barry Bright December 29, 2003