chump

A combination of chest and dump. Refers to the act of taking a dump on someone's chest. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Dude, I totally took a chump on her chest last night.
If he doesn't watch out, he's gonna get chumped.

by spxfootball77 September 28, 2008

Chump

Nickname for a particular type of person that makes you laugh and makes you wish you could shrink them into your hands and carry them around all day.

Hey, chump! Get over here, so I can pet you and feed you while you tell me funny stories all night.

by ChumpToChump January 8, 2015

Chump

A person that oes something hypocritically and gets called on it.

"Will you all fucking shut up, we're gonna fucking get in trouble!" he gets in trouble for yelling "That's right, chump."

by Meld May 13, 2003

Chump

a chump is a person completely devoid of humour, social skills, and has poor body smell. Chump best describes Aidan Price

Chump: Aidan Price, the killer of prostitutes

by Mikestainless March 16, 2009

Chump

Name given to a girl with no boobs, just two random lumps where they should be.

Chest+Lumps=Chump

Dylan: Hey man, look at that girl over there.
Spence: She doesn't even have any tits. They're just...lumps.
Dylan: Yeah, what a Chump.
Spence: Riiiiiight.

by Grandpa McFack January 2, 2008

Chump

A half boner. Usually you get em when you see a sorta pretty girl. A chump is cooler than a boner. This word was made by Brent(BDB)

Erin gave me and danny a chump.

by Yup this is Brent October 24, 2008

Chump

A Person that doesnt qualify to be a champ. All weomen, and most men.
A person that passes up a night of partying to study.

You cant hold your alcohol, you arent a champ anymore, your a chump.

by baylorchamp January 17, 2009