personality catfish

Someone who pretends to be nice and funny as and is actually boring and horrible in life , worse than catfishs

" hey I promise I'm an nice guy"
2 days later: "he was mean to me"
"Ugh, what a personality catfish"

by Caitlin&Bekah February 1, 2017

Catford Bunch

An inexpensive floral offering made by collecting the tributes of recent car crash / stabbing victims from roadsides / lamposts.

Damn im skint, have to get the wife a Catford Bunch for our anniversary

by James Nicholson July 17, 2005

latex catsuits

a latex catsuit is a skin tight "usually black colored" shiny from ankle to wrist zippered bodysuit usually worn by women

britney spears was wearing a red latex catsuits in her 2000 music video "Oops i did it again"

by Joe Smith 2 August 7, 2007

Catflapped

To quietly leave a gathering or slip off to bed without announcing the fact. Also known as “French leave”

Where’s Ed? I don’t know - he’s probably catflapped

by Dabbo July 12, 2021

Catmus

An island located in the Northeast that is very far from other continents/regions.

Civilian 1: Hey! Where you from? I love your accent!
Civilian 2: Usae! I'm from Catmus
Civilian 1: What's that?
Civilian 2: It's an island in the northeast region.

Civilian 2: Woah, that's awesome

by PoduPoduMoe December 7, 2022

Social Catfishing

The process in which a social media manager creates multiple fake profiles only to engage with brands in order to boost the brands popularity. Also the practice of a social media manager liking and commenting every status that is written from every brand page he or she is in possession of. See catfishing

If I manage Facebook Pages for Clients A,B,C,D and E, I should have them all talk to each other all hours of the day on Facebook to portray the appearance that my clients have deep relationships with all these brands and endorse everything I say too. It would also be a good idea to have them sell anything I can profit from. It's like catfishing for social media, only it's Social Catfishing.

by Needle Nose Ned Ryerson February 21, 2013

catfish

A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.

Did you hear how Dave got totally catfished last month?! The fox he thought he was talking to turned out to be a pervy guy from San Diego!

or

I was really falling for that gorgeous gal on Facebook, but she turned out to be a catfish.

by sbacker July 23, 2010