Cast away

The anatomy of a cast away begins when you roll off a "raft" of toilet paper and put it in a friends toilet prior to taking a shit. From then, take your shit. Try to land it on your "raft". If done successfully, your Shit will resemble Tom Hanks in the movie Cast Away. Precede to non-flushing.

I was at my friend Trey's house and left a cast away in his shitter.

by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008

casting couch

When a person of high status, normally a casting director, hires someone who they think is fit for sex, forgetting that the job requires different professional talent.

It could merely lead to a second date situation where the successful candidate has a chance to decide whether or not she fancies the casting director.

- She's hot but she can't act to save her life. Must be the casting couch.
- But wasn't the casting director a lady?
- Works both ways I suppose :D

by Arthur "Hugo" Laurents September 5, 2011

half cast

A wrong way to spell Half-Caste
It usually means mixed race of any sort. It's a racial term because "caste" means pure, so if someone calls a person of mixed race "half-caste" they are calling them half pure!
There is a poem called Half-Caste but the term doesnt originate from that poem.

"Half Cast girls are pretty with caramel skin, green eyes and s "curl" hair."

by Terrii March 16, 2008

cast-fuck

Cast-Fucking is a sexual act where a person wearing and/or sporting a cast is fucked in their cast.

Joni still looks good after her surgery. I'd love to cast-fuck her.

by Dannifer July 6, 2009

dick cast

After a man ejaculates the penis is tenderly wrapped in toilet paper in an effort to prevent leakage.

Hey John, is that your dick cast on the floor, get it off my hardwood ya jerk.

by rustledjummies March 8, 2015

Ass Cast

The act of ejaculating on your sex partners rectal area and then proceeding to let it air dry so that it leaves a layer or crust.

The lady I picked up at the bar last night fell right asleep after some anal action, she didn’t have time to clean up so her butt hole was totally ass casted.

by JorJorBlinks March 19, 2018

pod caste

A.k.a. "the wired," a social stratum distinguished by the degree to which they engage in electronic practices, their smug, cliquish self-consciousness about that, and their zombie-like disconnectedness from non-electronic concerns.

I was cut-off by a member of the pod caste switching lanes while texting.

by ADSum March 1, 2008