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Capitalism 

When the vaccine for the swine flu that is more dangerous than the flu itself is legal and approved by the government, and the people STUPIDLY rush to get it because of the superb PR strategies from the pharmaceuticals. Government sits back and does nothing, in fact u can't even sue the company and they r making millions of dollars, no one is held responsible for putting human lives in danger - capitalism.
OMG this flu is worse ever and I'm gonna die and it's gonna be pandemic so I better go get vaccinated while I do not have a clue that the vaccine is a moneymaking toxic machine cuz nobody told me. Oh wait, I live in capitalism. Maybe I should know better,,,
Capitalism by toni79 September 28, 2009
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capitalism 

A economic system that doesn't exist. It exists only on paper, same as socialism and communism.

America - half capitalist half socialist
Communist Russia - Dictatorship (not communist)
capitalism by Nigger McCoon October 13, 2003

capitalism 

socialism is greed

the assholes at the top were even more greedy under socialist systems
forget your little pipedreams of utopia because the elites will always serve themselves and fuck the poor
capitalism by hippies lick ass April 7, 2004

capitalism 

The ONLY economic system that rewards people who are more intelligent and productive than others, as well as the ONLY system that promotes freedom, individualism, and human progress. As opposed to socialist systems which insist on equality ahead of anything else, equality which has to be ENFORCED by big government, and have led to tyranny in countries like Cuba, China, and especially the Soviet Union.

However, is not a perfect system, and does have some problems. Most of them are caused by the government because it is working in tandem with the private sector (see crony capitalism). Even crony capitalism is far better than socialism.

Unfortunately, capitalism has a bad name among young people these days, often associated with the words "pig", "bastard", and "evil." Maybe because they think that America (which is NOT a purely capitalist country, and is still basically the best country in the world) is the only example of capitalism, and they don't like the fact that they have to go out and get jobs.

Socialists advocate redistribution of wealth and worker-run companies. Communists advocate similar things, except enforced by totalitarianism. See Soviet Russia.
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Suppose you are a highly intelligent, productive person.

Socialism: You live in a crappy housing block with some other intelligent, productive people, and some disgusting, unintelligent, unproductive bums, who make ABOUT as much money as you. You work a job assigned to you by the state, which most likely does not have anything to do with your skill set. You know you will never become wealthier or improve your lifestyle, so your motivation to work hard is almost nil.

Capitalism: You had a good idea and were good at business, so you live in a beautiful house, drinking expensive Champagne and surrounded by beautiful models, and do whatever the hell you want to all day. Well, OK, not always, but at least sometimes!

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Me: I'm an intellectual, and I believe in capitalism.

Stupid teenager: I'm an intellectual, and I'm a socialist because I have read the writings of Marx and believe in public management of business.

Me: No, you're a stupid teenager, and you're a socialist because you don't want to get a DAMN job!

capitalism 

Where when you have money you have power and respect. ^_^ capitalism is America's way of life & society, as communism is China's way of life & society.

Capitalism is the opposite of communism.
"Capitalism is better than communism in the long run. Think about it."
-me
capitalism by Dave March 26, 2004

capitalism 

Making money off stupid people such as 12 yr olds and women
Kids donating money to already rich gamers -capitalism
capitalism by yummysmoothie June 2, 2018

Capitalism 

Gods way of telling who is smart, and who is poor
Man: Can I buy your jar for 10 dollars

Steve: Ok
Steve has just performed capitalism
Capitalism by cwells June 4, 2019