cankles

n. 1) An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot. 2) An ankle which has no discernable narrowing from the calf to the foot. History: The word is derived a combination of the words calf and ankle. Victims of this condition are advised to avoid the following: ankle boots, ankle-strap shoes, anklets, ankle socks, ankle tattoos, high-top shoes, and any other footwear or legwear that might draw attention to the cankle region.

Kelly has a classic case of cankles -- her calves are the same width from knee to foot.

by snarkette March 4, 2005

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cankles

A reference to a pair of legs that have no defined end of the calf area as well as no defined beginning of the ankle area. Does not only refer to fatty legs, simply shapeless legs.

Perfect face, perfect body, smart and funny... but damn... i can't handle them cankles.

by leeric October 4, 2004

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Cankered

A nasty, dirty and often diseased whore's crotch. Typically the filthy crotch and neither region of a prostitute, meth whore or crack whore or just a chick with a dirty, cankered up crotch.

Stan: What's up Carl. Are you seriously going to go out with Jane?
Carl: Yea broooohhhh. I be getting me some a dat!
Stan: You and about six dozen others brooohhhh! That chick is cankered. Wear a sock braaahhhh. Wear a sock!

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

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cankersaurus rex

Similar to a canker or a canker sore, a cankersaurus rex is incredibly painful and occurs in the most inconvenient areas of one's mouth.

I woke up this morning with a wicked canker sore on the tip of my tongue... but I accidentally chomped it midway through a delicious bite of Oreo O's. Now it's definitely a cankersaurus rex. Brutal.

by c-davidson August 27, 2008

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