J.T.F.C.

Abbreviation For When Someone Fucks Up So Bad Theres No Words For It. Abbreviation Stands For Jesus Tity Fucking Christ.

When Your Fire Chief Trys To Intubate A Manikan And would Have Killed The Patient J.T.F.C.

by Rather Not Say September 24, 2008

K.F.C

K.F.C stands for as every 1 knows kiddie fiddler central

man 1: god this really is a K.F.C
man 2: i know i would never let my kids down near this part of town
man 1: what are we doing here?
man 2: im a sexual preditor
man 1: what do u mean?
man 2: did u not wonder why i was wearing a school uniform?
man 1: i thought it was a bit strange.

by bamfany December 9, 2008

B.F.C

a 32. Oz monster energe drink nicknamed B.F.C aka big f@#king can.

B.F.C

by Rome34 July 21, 2009

D.F.C.

An acronym/nickname for a sleezy night club fully translates to the Dirty Fucking Club. This term is reserved for night clubs that hold themselves to be super luxurious when in fact they are barely one step up from a strip club or a disco on a cruise ship.

Jody: “Hey, I thought you were going out with Tom tonight?”

Jenna: “Oh no, that douche bag is up in the D.F.C. again tonight!”

by JennieLynn23 April 29, 2009

K.F.C.

K.F.C. stands for Kentucky Fried Cock. When a man has a erectile disfunction, other wise know as the dick being "fried".

Horny Harry was going to have sex with his grandma in law but he couldnt get a boner. He told his mother and she assumed he had K.F.C. (Kentucky Fried Cock).

by Sean Luber February 13, 2009

C.F.L.S.

Chronic Fatigue Lethargia Syndrome: When one is sporadically overcome with the inability to do a damn thing.

Mom: Do the dishes. Your sister made the dinner.
Son: No bitch. I ain't doin the dishes. My C.F.L.S. is kickin in.

by Drea Marie April 7, 2007

M.C.F.

M.C.F. Money Comes First

There is no such as a free world M.C.F.

by The Nor-way August 21, 2011