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buttercock

A sculpture of a phallus made entirely out of butter or, if need be, a butter substitute.
Person 1: Yo man! Check out my buttercock!

Person 2: Pretty sweet dude. Wanna have some toast later?
by WhyWeEat December 4, 2007
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butterbody

Person with relatively beautiful/cute face while having an ugly or a fat body. Case occurs when genetics favor beauty yet unhealthy diet result in such a disaster.
An example: your mother
P.S. That is why you should stick to facial
She had an amazing profile picture of her alluring face, so only after meeting her in real life I realized she had a butterbody.
by haMsterMind April 6, 2015
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butterdicking

when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge
Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.
by vwallac September 29, 2017
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bummerdog

A dog that is hormonally confused and is dependent on inserting its erect canine penis into the anus of another dog or human.
Luke was sexually inactive for many years until he bought a bummerdog from his local pet store and has proceeded in engaging the animal in its anal activities.
by Tonyman November 17, 2007
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Buttercock

A buttercock: a person, website or object people constantly use but get mad at when something goes wrong on their behalf. Like using a cock made of butter, self lubricating but when it breaks you blame it instead of yourself for choosing to use it
P1: "why did you send a link with that Wikipedia page."
P2: "it was Wikipedia's fault."
P1: "Bit of a buttercock then."
by SapphireWuffy March 2, 2017
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The Butterhof

The dirtiest sex position ever
It is where the female (the Butterhof) will take the male and first arouse it but making dirty glances at the male. Then the Butterhof will take male and shove a Wawa brand “Big Nig” in its anus (with out lubrication). Then beat him with upright bass and last strap the male down with a lot of bondage gimp or duck tape and give him a Boston pancake after eating Taco Bell.
John: Wow my gay lover gave me The Butterhof last night.

Zack: Well did it have anything to do with butter?

John: no that is why my ass hurts so much.

Derek walks in...

Derek: So baby how was it

John: GREAT
by Paul Leeds March 15, 2008
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Butterdick

half-witted whore-wanna-being dankish pig
"What does Butterdick and a mo-ped have in common? They're both fun to ride till your friend see's you."
by crackalackin March 6, 2008
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