Sneaky Butcher

A sneaky butcher is a ghey man.

The kind who takes his meat round the back.

OMG he's a sneaky butcher?

by def November 3, 2003

butcher's

In cockney rhyming slang, to "have a butcher's" means to have a look, from the rhyming slang "butcher's hook".

Let's have a buthcer's around the grounds then, shall we?

by Santi July 29, 2005

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006

butchers pencil

Common terminology in the North of England for the descibing of a thin girl.

Q: Have you seen how thin that bird is?
A: Yeah, I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.

by BogtrotterLeny August 26, 2007

Butcher for Hire

Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place

One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!

Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!

by sarasplayroom.com July 7, 2010

Bitchery

When a woman is mean spirited to the point of spiteful behaviour. She is generally disliked by everyone and she is a very spiteful woman.

Regan was upset at her boyfriend Meredith cheated on her with Cassidy. Full of vengeance and bitchery, Regan decided to plot revenge on both Meredith and Cassidy by going out with Cassidy's ex-boyfriend Lindsey.

by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019

bitchery

The art of being a bitch often trained by a yoho in the art of bitchcraft

thats some bitchery

by relost07(thefirstsubmitter) November 9, 2012