Butchers Dick

Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.

"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ"

Guy 1 - "How did he beat you"
Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"

by troupfinchcenetrelinkdawgyos May 25, 2010

Bitchless

Having no hoes on your little cock

Caleb and Jackson are always bitchless. They seem to get no butt.

by Thebuttman69 February 24, 2022

Bitchess

One who is not only a bitch in the sense of a female dog , but one who is also treated like royalty by her bitchraising family. Giving this particular bitch the pompous attitude of a princess with the attitude and inbreeding of your average bitch.

Also useful for the extra bitchy "jewish princess".

After I told that bitchess, she was a bitchess, her father came out of the trailor chasin me with a tire iron.

So this pontiac sunbird with a princess windshield decal cuts me off, then the semen-dumpster driving, flips me off, Marlb stil in hand. What a total bitchess.

by Corey O May 23, 2008

BlochNess

A very square penis. A medical term.

“I had this new patient last week who has a case of BlochNess. Apparently it’s genetic.”

by ShadowMight3 February 19, 2018

Dutchness

The action of being dutch. Referring mainly to english speaking blonde dutch people, tending to living in windmills.

Oh no you schpilt my Grolsch.

by anon April 12, 2005

Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina

Lee waters licks jays butchers window

by Lee wankers who fingered a hippo June 27, 2003

bathness

awesome, cool, hip, meant to be a compliment to make something cool or someone feel good.

Floriana is so bathness.

by Darryl Norrick August 2, 2008